dicaeopolis:

when u cut a bad person out of ur life

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goldensweetcheeks:

cutegirloftheday:

Cute Girl of the Day is Nicole Byer!

Hell yea!



malkebulan-x:

xmagnet-o:

neonblak:

prince-of-legba:

bana05:

apaullo95:

pettydavis:

sugabaes:

the-real-eye-to-see:

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White people always need a reminder they act disrespectfully

OMG get ha!!!!

this added 10 years to my life

do this to everyone who bodyshames

I feel so cleansed.

Worth the wait. Is it weird I heard their accents without the sound?

Boooyy I was bout ready to fight I’m glad something happened

Yesss!

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Well played bro

(Source: twitter.com)



lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

(Source: twitter.com)



slowdissolve:
“ firebirdeternal:
“ thelightofthingshopedfor:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“She has a point
”
There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:
• I see a cop
• Some asshole is tailgating...

slowdissolve:

firebirdeternal:

thelightofthingshopedfor:

whitepeopletwitter:

She has a point

There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:

  • I see a cop
  • Some asshole is tailgating me

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of
 A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.
 B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and
 C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

I feel so valid now



jasminestardes:

Hi hello, do you guys also have that “after a Ghibli movie” state where you do something mundane like folding fresh laundry or making a braid or cutting bread and it’s suddenly the most peaceful, beautiful activity ever and you can hear the distant music playing and the wind from the ocean is suddenly blowing through your open windows? Or is it just me??



blackshikamaru:

blackshikamaru:

ah i know this is obvious advice but like: dont let your friends vaguepost about you. its disrespectful and passive aggressive and makes it a lot harder to facilitate safe discussions. also dont vaguepost about your friends thats childish

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its! 2019!  its time to leave childish behavior behind!! you dont need to be dropping hints like your the fucking riddler tryna one up batman  just move on  and be clear about your intentions!!!!!  



2019 Wild Ride Master Post


captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

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WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:

  • The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks “snowflake culture” is “taking us backwards,” The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.

adding this to the post for posterity:

im going insane

just playing catchup. zero days have passed since the creation of this post.